Parents, your kids probably already think you are the coolest but also the weirdest, so why not just own it and prank the heck out of them this April Fools’ Day? The following April Fools’ pranks are (relatively) harmless so you can have a little good fun, all in the name of the game. Once you’ve picked your favorite April Fools’ joke to play on your kids, check out our favorite spring jokes for kids for more seasonal fun.

April Fools’ Pranks for Kids

1. Swap Beds

This prank is perfect for heavy sleepers (and kids that don’t already crowd you in bed). Once the kids have hit the hay, pick them up and move them into different beds! They’ll wake up in the morning and wonder, “What just happened?”

2. Serve Dinner for Breakfast

Breakfast for dinner is a family favorite, but dinner for breakfast? Spaghetti? Cheeseburgers? Tacos? Just make sure that you serve them something you know that they’ll eat… or else the cranky, hungry kids that you’ll face the rest of the day will make it seem like the joke was on you instead!

3. Jell-O Drinks

It may look like your kiddos’ favorite drink, but there’s a surprise waiting! Follow the steps from Story Piece on how to use Jell-O to turn that beverage into a solid, and watch as your littles try and take a sip.

4. Make “Grilled Cheese” for Dinner

Your kids won’t mind this April Fools’ prank once they take a big bite. This “grilled cheese” is dessert! Take slices of pound cake and colored buttercream frosting that looks just like cheese, then grill in a pan. We say, why not have dessert for dinner once in a while? Check out more details on this fun prank at The Craft Patch.

5. Mess with the Remote Control

This trick is an oldie but a goodie. When no one is looking, cover up the sensor on your TV remote control so that it won’t work when your kiddos are trying to change the channel!

Related: Here Comes the Pun: 300+ Best Jokes for Kids

6. Let Them Know the Milk Has Gone Bad

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Leave a little head’s up to the fact that the milk has taken a turn for the worse.  Then, when they open the fridge and see a frowning milk carton, get ready for laughs.

7. Hide Bubble Wrap in Unsuspecting Places

This prank will get everyone up and moving. The night before Apr. 1, hide a few sheets of bubble wrap under bathmats, rugs, and doormats so that anyone who walks over it will get a nice (loud) surprise!

8. Turn the House Upside Down

Before you head to bed, go through the main living spaces and turn as much furniture upside-down as you possibly can—armchairs, benches, tables, and even the stuff on your kitchen countertops. And, the best part: when they come running into your room the next morning, screaming that everything is upside-down, pretend like things are 100 percent normal! If your living room already looks upside down, you’re not alone.

9. Freeze Their Breakfast

The night before April Fool’s Day, pour some cereal and milk into a bowl, then put it in the freezer overnight. When it’s time to dig in, let your kids try and enjoy the frosty treat!

10. Have Fun with Their Lunch

One day of a super sweet lunch won’t kill them, right? When lunchtime rolls around try one of these pranks: Top a bagel with frosting or replace the raisins in the box with chocolate chips. You can also take the foil wrap off of chocolate Easter egg-shaped candy (the small kind) and wrap the foil around grapes.

11. Tie Their Shoes Up

This April Fool’s Day prank won’t work on Velcro or slip-on shoes! Tie all of their shoelaces together before you go to bed the night before—you can either tie pairs of shoes together or, tie every single shoe they have into one long string!

12. Switch Out the Sweet Stuff

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Whether you do it to cinnamon buns or OREO cookies, swapping out the frosting for something like mayo is an April Fools’ joke the kids can’t help but laugh about.

13. Put a Tiger in Your Living Room (or a Panda on Your Porch)

Use Google’s new 3D animal feature and snap a photo of an animal on the back porch, yard, living room, or bathtub. Then convince your most gullible kids what you found/saw. If all else fails, send the picture to Grandma or Grandpa and tell them the local zoo is now doing in-home visits.

14. Bug Their Ice (or Drawers, or Backpacks)

Another classic April Fools’ joke for kids, pop a few frozen insects into an ice cube tray and when they ask for a cold drink, serve up a surprise. It’s also easy and fun to throw one in their bathroom drawer or their lunch bag or backpack.

15. Put Googly Eyes on Everything

When we say everything, we mean everything. This April Fools’ joke is so easy to pull off, and the fun could last longer than one day if you go all out and put those crafty eyes on everything from food to family pictures.

16. Mix Up Their Candy

Offer a sweet treat to your kids, but instead of just M&Ms or Skittles, mix the two together and watch their expressions when they eat a handful.

17. Put a Bug in Their Ice

Order fake flies or spiders and freeze them in ice cube trays. When they ask for water, toss a couple of the cubes into their glass and wait for their reaction.

Related: 30 Silly Spring Jokes That’ll Brighten Your Day

—with additional reporting by Amber Guetebier and Karly Wood

Did you know spring showers bring more than just flowers? They also bring laughs! Besides the rainbows and tulips, these spring jokes for kids will make you more joyful about this season. If you’re looking for more springtime laughs, we’ve got Dad jokes, animal jokes, and the all-time best jokes for kids.

Spring Jokes to Grow Your Garden

1. What did the big flower say to the little one?

You’re really growing, bud!

2. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?

EGG-plants!

3. What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf.

4. What are the most popular kinds of pickles to grow in spring?

Daffo-dills!

5. What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips.

6. Who is an herb’s favorite singer?

Elvis Parsley!

7. When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?

When you haven’t botany.

8. How do you know flowers are friendly?

They always have new buds.

9. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?

A son-flower!

10. Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a B comes after it.

11. What did the bean say to the sprout?

“Grow up!”

Jokes About the Weather

12. Name a bow that can’t be tied.

A rainbow.

13. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During APE-ril showers.

14. What goes up when the rain comes down?

Umbrellas!

15. What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

16. Can bees fly in the rain?

Not without their yellow jackets.

17. What do you call a bear caught in a spring shower?

A drizzly bear.

18. How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?

People have a spring in their step.

19. Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?

Yes, I thaw!

20. When it starts raining ducks and chickens, that’s some fowl weather!

21. How does the sun listen to its favorite music?

On the ray-dio

22. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister!

Spring Jokes That Are Just Plain Silly

23. What season is it best to go on a trampoline?

Spring time!

24. What do you call a well-dressed lion?

A dandy lion!

25. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?

Six months old.

26. What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?

Spring rolls.

27. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?

A bloomin’ onion!

28. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike on the first day of spring?

It didn’t have petals yet.

29. Does February like March? 

No, but April May.

30. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a 31–day long March.

31. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

He has a green thumb!

32. How do sheep celebrate Memorial Day?

With a baa-baa cue!

33. What’s the best time to wash your Slinky?

During spring cleaning.

34. When is it hard to plant spring flowers?

When you haven’t botany.

35. What kind of flower do you plant in the dark? 

A lightbulb.

36. Do you know about April 1?

Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!

37. Why is the strawberry sad?

Because his mom is in a jam.

If you’re looking for more Easter fun and activities, check out our favorite Easter movies for kids, Easter egg decorating ideas, and funny Easter Bunny ideas.

Easter Bunny Jokes

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate bunny.

What do you call a bunny with lice?

Bugs Bunny!

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat out?

IHOP.

How does the Easter Bunny travel all over the world?

Via hareplane.

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Via hare mail.

What do you call a Transformer Bunny?

Hop-timus Prime.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Eggs-ercise

What does a bunny like to dance to?

Hip-hop.

What do you call a bunny with money?

A millionhare.

What is a rabbit’s favorite jewelry?

A 24-carrot gold ring.

What do you call a rabbit with a cold?

A runny bunny.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

I’d like to get to gnaw you.

What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?

A funny bunny!

Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?

He wanted a better celery.

Easter Egg Jokes

What did one egg say to the other egg?

Heard any good yolks lately?

What do you call a zen Easter egg?

An ommmmmmlet.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy. 

Wendy who?

Wendy Easter Egg Hunt gonna’ start?

What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?

You crack me up.

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.

What stories do Easter eggs tell their children?

Yolk tales.

What did the Easter Egg ask for when he went to the hair salon? 

A new dye job.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for his miserable summer.

—reader submitted by Kaci Y.

Funny Jokes About Easter

Why are you so tired in April?

Because you just finished a March.

How does Easter always end?

With an “r.”

Why did the jelly bean go to school?

Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.

What kind of vegetable is angry?

A steamed carrot!

Would February March?

No, but April May.

Where does Easter take place every year?

Where eggs marks the spot!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!

Where did the vampire keep his Easter candy?

In his Easter casket.

Spring Jokes

What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?

EGG-plants!

What is a spring chick after it is five months old?

Six months old.

What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?

Spring rolls.

See more spring jokes for kids here! 

It’s your kiddo’s special day so once you’ve figured out the birthday party theme and the birthday gift, you’re ready for a cuddle and a laugh. Our kid-friendly and kid-approved birthday jokes are perfect for their special day. Get ready for sweet laughs, and be sure to drop one in their lunchbox for some LOL fun!

If you need more birthday party fun, check out our favorite birthday desserts that aren’t cake, party favors kids will actually use, outdoor birthday party ideas, and the best indoor birthday party ideas around!

1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? 

Hoppy Birthday!

2. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.

3. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.

4. What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.

5. What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.

6. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

7. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

It’s roar birthday!

8. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it.

9. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?

It was feeling crumby.

10. What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older.

11. What do you call a spaghetti noodle pretending it’s his birthday?

An impasta

12. What did the birthday card say to the stamp?

Stick with me, we’re going places!

13. What is a tornado’s favorite party game?

Twister!

14. Why did the cupcake cross the road?

It had muffin else to do!

15. Why don’t owls give each other presents on their birthdays?

Because they don’t give a hoot!

16. What did the King of the Underworld say when Zeus gave him boring socks for his birthday?

I Hades!

17. What did the mama say to her baby on his birthday?

Nappy Birthday!

18. What did the ocean say on its birthday? 

Nothing, it just waved.

19. Why isn’t Elsa allowed to have a birthday balloon? 

Because she’ll just “let it go.”

20. How do you make sure a birthday party in outer space is super fun?

You planet.

21. Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Bacon

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday! 

22. What do you give a 3100 lb. rhino for his birthday?

I don't know, but you better hope he likes it. 

23. Why did the baker laugh in the bakery?

Because the eggs kept cracking jokes. 

24. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

It was a pound cake.

25. Did the teddy bear want cake on his birthday?

No, he was stuffed. 

26. Why did we have to send the cake to the doctor?

It was feeling crumby.

27. Why did the student eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

28. Why did the robber break into the bakery?

She heard the cakes were rich.

29. What kind of music is bad for balloons?

Pop. 

30. What do clams like to do on their birthdays?

Shell-ebrate.

31. What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?

"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."

32. Did you hear about the tree's birthday celebration?

It was really sappy. 

33. What did the cake say to the ice cream?

You're cool. 

34. What kind of cake do ghosts like?

I Scream Cake.

35. How do pickles celebrate their birthday?

They relish it. 

36. What kind of candle burns longer than the others? 

None, silly—they all burn shorter. 

37. What's the cleanest type of birthday party joke?

One that's a soap-prise. 

38. What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?

They take the cake! 

39. What kind of cake do you eat if you are sick on your birthday?

Coffee cake. 

40. Why can't kids remember past birthdays?

Because they are too focused on the present. 

41. What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays just burn you out?

42. Why was the birthday cake so hard?

It was a marble cake! 

43. Knock knock! 

Who's there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda wish you a happy birthday! 

44. What do you say to a kangaroo on their birthday?

Hoppy Birthday! 

45. What's hairy and covered in fondant? 

A coconut cake. 

46. What did the cake say to the donut?

You're looking glazed over. 

47. What happens when your dad chugs 8 sodas at your birthday party?

He burps 7-Up. 

48. What do you call a bunch of balloons in the bathroom?

A birthday potty. 

49. What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?

Diet croak. 

50. If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?

Crazy-big hands. 

51. How do cats bake cake?

From scratch! 

—young reader Jacey

52. What did the cake say to the fork?

You wanna' piece of me?? 

53. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents. 

54. What happens if no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it, too. 

55. What kind of music do balloons hate?

Pop music. 

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The Best Pirate Jokes for Kids

1. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.

2. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate.

Interrupting pir—yarrrrrr!

3. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

No, it be the C! (Sea).

—A hilarious 6-year-old reader.

4. What is a pirate’s favorite body part?
The booty!

—C.J., age 9

5. How do you save a dying pirate?
CPArrrrrrrrr

6. What’s a pirate’s favorite fish?
The Swordfish.

7. What’s a pirate’s worst enemy? 
Termites.

8. What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school?
Captain Hooky.

9. Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? 
Because they spend years at C.

10. Where do pirates buy their hooks? 
The second-hand store.

11. What did the pirate say when he left his wooden leg in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!

12. What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes?
A newbie.

13. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
I’m garden the treasure! 

14. What has 6 arms, 6 legs and 6 eyes? 
6 pirates.

15. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

16. What did the pirate wear on Halloween?
A pumpkin patch.

17. Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? 
Because they were standing on the deck.

18. Why couldn’t the little pirate watch the movie?

Because it was rated arrrrr. 

19. Where’s a pirate’s favorite breakfast joint?
IHOP.

20. How much was the pirate’s treasure worth?
Well, it cost him an arm and a leg.

21. What is the pirate’s favorite store?
The second-hand shop.

22. How did the pirate figure out he needed glasses?

He took an aye exam!

23. Why are pirates pirates? 

Because they arrrrrr.

24. Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? 

Because he couldn’t afford an iPad!

25. Why is pirating addictive?
Once you’ve lost your first hand, you’re hooked!

The Best Underwear Jokes for Kids

Kid: What are you doing under there?

Mom: Under where?

Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!!

Dad: Why are you wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?

Son: To keep them clean.

What kind of underwear do reporters wear?

News briefs

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Underwear.

Underwear who?

I underwear my friends are.

What kind of underthings do math teachers wear?

Algebras

Which type of underwear does King Tut wear?

Fruit of the Tomb

Why does a pirate wear underwear?

To hide his booty!

Mom: Does your underwear have holes in it?

Kid: Of course not!

Mom: Then how do you get your legs in them?

What kind of shorts does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse who?

Mickey Mouse’s underwear.*

Want more jokes to share with the kids? Check out our favorite birthday jokes, the very best dad jokes, and our ultimate list of jokes for kids.

The Best Pickle Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call a pickle sale?

A sweet dill!

2. How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it.

3. Where is the Liberty Dill found?

In Phila-dill-phia. 

4. What do you call a cucumber from the rainforest?

A tro-pickle.

5. What is green and pecks at trees?

Woody Wood-pickle. 

6. Why are bananas better than pickles?

Because they have a-peel. 

7. What is green and flies?

Super Pickle! 

8. What’s a pickle’s favorite show?

Dill or No Dill.

9. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call the world’s smallest Valentine’s Day card?
A valen-teeny.

2. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

3. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!

4. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who got a Valentine!

5. Why is Valentine’s Day a good day for a party?
Because you can really party hearty!

6. How did the phone propose to his GF?
He gave her a ring.

7. What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses.

8. And what did the tweenager give his mom?
Ughs and kisses!

9. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
I wuv you watts and watts!

10. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
Their ghoul-friend.

11. What shade of red is your heart?
Beat red!

12. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the candy is on sale.

13. What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
I love you with all my art.

14. What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend?
Sherwood like to be your valentine.

15. Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.

16. Why would you want to marry a goalie?
Because he (or she) is a real keeper!

17. What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?
Acute triangle.

18. Have you got a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yeah, it’s February 14th.

19. What did Frankenstein’s monster say to his bride on Valentine’s Day?
Be my Valenstein!

20. What flowers get the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?
Tulips (two-lips).

21. Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.

22. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atlas!
Atlas who?
Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day! 

23. Why don’t you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.

—Joshua N.

24. What did one oar say to another? 
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”

25. On Valentine’s Day, what did the calculator say to the pencil? 
“You can count on me.”

26. What does a Jedi Master say on Valentine’s Day?

Yoda one for me.

27. What did the magnet say to the paperclip?

I find you very attractive.

28. What did the scientist say to their sweetheart?

“You must be made out of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe”

Animal Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids

29. What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

30. What did the one sheep say to the other?
I love ewe!

31. And how did the other sheep respond?
You’re not so baaaaaa-d yourself.

32. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
Be my Valen-slime!

33. What do owls say to declare their love?
Owl be yours!

34. What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you, honey!

35. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
They are very scent-imental creatures.

36. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

37. What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
Don’t ever change, you’re purrrfect.

38. What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day? 
I’m nuts about you!

39. What Valentine’s message was on the honeycomb?
Bee mine.

40. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.

41. Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him!

—Joshua Y., age 9

Food V-Day Jokes for Kids

42. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

43. What kind of flowers should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

44. What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
You mean a great dill to me.

45. What do you give your Valentine in France?

A big quiche.

46. What kind of candy is always late on Valentine’s Day? 

Choco-LATE

47. What are artichokes known for? 
Their hearts.

48. What did the raspberry say to his valentine? 
I love you berry much.

49. What’s the most romantic utensil? 
A fork because it has Valen-tines.

50. What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-LATE.

51. What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow?
I love you s’more and s’more each day.

Funny Winter Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

Lost.

2. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?

Frosted flakes.

3. Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?

The outside.

4. What does December have that no other month does?

The letter D.

5. What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

6. Who were Frosty’s parents?

Mom and Pop-sicle.

7. What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around while I go on ahead.

8. How do polar bears make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

9. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed? 

A cold.

10. What did the tree say after a long winter?

What a re-leaf.

11. Why did the bear keep getting fired? 

He always disappeared in the winter.

12. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?

Freeze!

13. How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

14. Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?

He heard there was a 50 percent chance of snow.

15. Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot—you can catch cold pretty easily!

16. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken?

Igloos it together.

17. Knock, knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Lettuce.”

“Lettuce who?”

“Lettuce in, it’s cold out!”

Related: 20 Cheesy Jokes To Make Anyone Crack a Smile

Snow Jokes for Kids

18. How did the snowglobe feel after hearing a scary story?

A bit shaken up.

19. What often falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

20. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

21. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A snowmobile.

22. What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

23. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

She liked playing cool jazz.

24. Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snowball.

25. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

26. Where do snowmen put their money?

In snow banks.

27. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown.

28. How do mountains stay warm in winter?

They put on their snowcaps.

29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost-bite.

30. What did one snowflake say to the other?

You’re one of a kind.

31. What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

32. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

33. What do snowmen order at the deli?

Cold cuts.

Holiday and Christmas Jokes

1. What should you give your parents at Christmas?

A list of what you want.

2. What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?

A cookie sheet.

3. Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?

Elephanta Claus.

4. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?

He refers to his calen-deer.

5. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinselitus

6. Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?

Because it was Decembrrrrr!

7. What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Christmas tree?

A pine-apple!

8. What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

The letter “Y!”

9. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

Because of all the wrapping!

10. Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?

It had no legs.

11. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?

Because he went down in history.

12. Knock knock
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut, who?
Donut open the presents until Christmas! 

13. What is every parent’s favorite Christmas carol?

Silent Night.

14. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

15. How do chickens dance at a holiday party?

Chick to chick.

16. What's a Christmas tree's favorite candy?

Orna-mints.

17. Which reindeer always gets sent to the principal's office? 

Rude-olf.

18. Where do reindeer go for coffee? 

Star-bucks.

19. Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?

It needs a little trim.

20. Why didn't the tree get a present?

He was knotty.

21. What do grouchy sheep say during the holidays?

Baaaaaa humbug!

22. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo-years Day.

23. How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?

Merry Christmas to ewe.

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Elf Jokes

24. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

He got 12 months.

25. What does an elf study in school?

The elfabet.

26. What do you call a greedy elf?

Elfish!

27. What is an elf’s favorite sport?

North-pole vaulting.

28. What kind of music do elves like?

"Wrap" music.

29. What does an elf work on after school?

His gnomework.

30. What kind of car do elves drive in the off-season?

A minivan.

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Santa Jokes

31. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa Pause

32. What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?

It looks like rain, deer.

33. What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia

34. What's another name for Santa's Little Helpers?

Subordinate clauses.

35. What do you get when Santa plays detective?

Santa clues!

36. How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing! It was on the house.

37. What does Santa use to keep his house sparkling clean?

Comet.

38. What's Santa's favorite candy? 

Jolly Ranchers

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Snow and Snowman Jokes

39. Where does a snowperson keep their money?

In a snow bank.

40. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes. (or Frosted Flakes!)

41. What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?

A chill pill.

42. What did one snowman say to another snowman?

You’re cool.

43. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

44. What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowperson?

Frostbite!

45. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman.

46. What falls but never gets hurt?

Snow.

47. What snack should you make for the Snowperson Holiday Party?

Ice Krispy Treats

—Emmerson H., 13

48. What do you call a snowperson in July?

A puddle.

49. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

50. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown.